tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post116545478107235687..comments2023-10-30T07:03:35.553-07:00Comments on Killer Rants!: I TOLD You SoUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-1165592691369500462006-12-08T07:44:00.000-08:002006-12-08T07:44:00.000-08:00Being someone who has caused considerable noxious ...Being someone who has caused considerable noxious situations in public places, I feel for her. <BR/>To Chad: <BR/>The plane would explode if you lit a match around me in a closed environment with only recycled air.Killerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00970222102162658062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-1165589096524148472006-12-08T06:44:00.000-08:002006-12-08T06:44:00.000-08:00I heart this story.I heart this story.The Girl You Used to Knowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03785178792832979385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-1165542478723183142006-12-07T17:47:00.000-08:002006-12-07T17:47:00.000-08:00Pills for poots? A magical pill that makes all foo...Pills for poots? A magical pill that makes all food gases exit in a pleasant puff! Comes in rose or cinnamon scents.*<BR/><BR/>*May cause rectal bleeding.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-1165502529662944172006-12-07T06:42:00.000-08:002006-12-07T06:42:00.000-08:00I don't have time to implement all my inventions, ...I don't have time to implement all my inventions, so I'm going to pitch this one to you and you can solve the problem of public flatulence. It's a baloon-like bag that attatches to the bung-hole to be easily emptied in a bathroom, or outside where no-one's around. It would attatch with some sort of waxy-glue.... will you share the wealth and fame that comes from my idea?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-1165488157579805082006-12-07T02:42:00.000-08:002006-12-07T02:42:00.000-08:00sounds like it's a good thing i never carried any ...sounds like it's a good thing i never carried any matches onto any of the flights i've taken with killerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-1165469316777186152006-12-06T21:28:00.000-08:002006-12-06T21:28:00.000-08:00I love this story. She should carry a note from h...I love this story. She should carry a note from her doctor.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-1165468331501312202006-12-06T21:12:00.000-08:002006-12-06T21:12:00.000-08:00If Squeaky from Othurme's post the other day were ...If Squeaky from Othurme's post the other day were the doer, the flight would have been grounded based on the toxic emissions alone.Jesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10824364102356014103noreply@blogger.com