tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post4792164582262702481..comments2023-10-30T07:03:35.553-07:00Comments on Killer Rants!: Thanks for the ConcernUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-13110318680195732722007-06-10T07:56:00.000-07:002007-06-10T07:56:00.000-07:00What? No blog about the stupid party people?What? No blog about the stupid party people?laughinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999190808736700318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-88144773540214413172007-06-09T09:12:00.000-07:002007-06-09T09:12:00.000-07:00I cannot believe it didn't occur to me to say that...I cannot believe it didn't occur to me to say that I was already too drunk to attend. Good thinking. Or that I have to go pick up a drunk friend. Ideal. Sadly, I have prearranged for a friend to drive, and he'll be here at 6:30. But your thinking is right on track.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13033094637512026342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-55299508844167259312007-06-09T06:01:00.000-07:002007-06-09T06:01:00.000-07:00Oh, I know what to do on this one.You go to the pa...Oh, I know what to do on this one.<BR/><BR/>You go to the party, and you take the awful biscuits and some other stuff that you make that's really bad. And then you sort of force them on them on everybody (except your friend and anyone else you happen to like). That should be a bit of fun, and it should convince everyone not to invite you to anymore parties.<BR/><BR/>After you do that for a while, pretend to get a phone call from another friend, who sounds really drunk. You must know lots of people who get really drunk, right? And then you have to leave the party early so you can go and stop the friend from driving or doing something else really stupid. See?<BR/><BR/>And then you can go home and cut your toenails. Or maybe blog something about the stupid people at the party.laughinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999190808736700318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19717042.post-45433447458232748532007-06-09T00:44:00.000-07:002007-06-09T00:44:00.000-07:00Hey! My emails to you are strictly private. I do...Hey! My emails to you are strictly private. I don't want everyone out there in Blogistan thinking I am some sort of tyrant.<BR/><BR/>Just skip the party and tell everyone you were too drunk to stand up and/or drive. They expect that of you and will probably believe it.Killerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00970222102162658062noreply@blogger.com