Liz learns that matches are for cigarettes and computer dating only:
Well a fart has brought down a plane. I have been saying for YEARS that public flatulence (cutting one in my presence) never leads to any good. FINALLY. I have documentation to support it.
Don't believe me? The proof is in the pooting:
Flatulent passenger grounds flight
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061206/od_nm/airliner_flatulence_dc
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If Squeaky from Othurme's post the other day were the doer, the flight would have been grounded based on the toxic emissions alone.
I love this story. She should carry a note from her doctor.
sounds like it's a good thing i never carried any matches onto any of the flights i've taken with killer
I don't have time to implement all my inventions, so I'm going to pitch this one to you and you can solve the problem of public flatulence. It's a baloon-like bag that attatches to the bung-hole to be easily emptied in a bathroom, or outside where no-one's around. It would attatch with some sort of waxy-glue.... will you share the wealth and fame that comes from my idea?
Pills for poots? A magical pill that makes all food gases exit in a pleasant puff! Comes in rose or cinnamon scents.*
*May cause rectal bleeding.
I heart this story.
Being someone who has caused considerable noxious situations in public places, I feel for her.
To Chad:
The plane would explode if you lit a match around me in a closed environment with only recycled air.
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