Sunday's First Post: My Kryptonite

Liz informs:

I put ice cream in my coffee this morning because I'm an adult and I can do whatever the hell I want to do.

My Kryptonite:

I have been thinking about what makes me weak. There is a long list. Cigarettes are number one on that list. I took my BFF's son to the park this week and when I pulled out a smoke he (being 3) stared at it and said, "Liz's candy". Yep. Just like a child molester could lure him into the car my offering him a Tootsie Pop, a stranger could lure me with a pack of Virginia Slim Super Slim Menthols (even though I recognize that the name brand sounds like something you find on the feminine products aisle, I do not smoke tampons).

You know some of my weaknesses: office supplies, quality lotion, and cold beer. But there are more.

1. The themes to Magnum PI and Sanford and Son
2. Carbohydrates
3. Neon
4. Soft sheets
5. Clean cut men with two-days of scruff
6. Moss hanging from Live Oak Trees
7. The smell of the forest
8. Harmony
9. Pyrotechnics
10. Waylon and Willie duets
11. Candles that smell up the room
12. Mirrored disco balls
13. $10,000 Pyramid reruns
14. Spa days
15. Shows of creativity
16. Danny's cole slaw with peanuts
17. Women with HUGE hair
18. A trip to big cities
19. Walls that aren't beige or white
20. A clean house
21. Men shaking hands
22. Jeans that fit just right
23. 2 for 1
24. Days off
25. Immaculent public restrooms
26. Ice cream in my coffee