Uganda is full of Pervs

Killer, thinking of a new career.

There have been posts written recently, and in the past, by some of my contemporaries, that delve into the seedy under belly of blogging and the ability to track the different ways random web surfers are finding their way to a blog. I too have an almost unhealthy obsession with the site tracking tools and decided to investigate my own referrals to see where everyone was coming from. Most were links from fellow bloggers (Thanks Guys!) but some where from google or blogger searches. A few were bizarre yet unamazing: "Head gear and braces" (I could have some ad sense ads for dentists), "Getting in touch with your inner bitch" (Liz is popular), and "Room for rant and Memphis" (This one would seem like a normal typo, but after doing the same google search my site did not pop up until the third page. Why did this person keep looking for a rant room?)

Then I stumbled upon my favorite and most disturbing one, "Massive killer cock porn". Oh yeah, that is awesome, but it gets better. I clicked on the information and found out that the search originated from a computer in Uganda. They have computers in Uganda? This must be a government employee, maybe the President of Uganda himself, Yoweri Museveni. The only thing better than knowing the Ugandan President is checking out my blog would be if it was Idi Amin himself, although dead, I bet he really enjoyed the "Massive killer cock porn."

For those who don't know Uganda is in that awesome portion of East Africa that everyone is always raving about. With neighbors like Congo, Sudan, and Rwanda it is only a matter of time before the tourists start flooding into Uganda. They were smart enough to get their mass genocide out of the way back in the 1970's, courtesy of Idi Amin, back before genocide was so nuevo riche.

This new generation that survived the mass executions might have grown up to have a slight S&M fetish. That could explain the search for "Massive killer cock porn". I can only assume they were bitterly disappointed when they chose my site above the others. There is a distinct lack of massive cock, but me and Liz are working to improve that.

I went to Wikipedia and immediately noticed the Ugandan flag. It actually appears to have a massive cock on it. I don't know if it is a killer, but I can only assume it is. If they were looking for actual chicken "cock" porn, then that is something that I could possibly provide.