Killer, following the trends
I read a few blogs by my peers and have noticed a startling trend today. It started when I read Othur-me's post at: Immunopressed, and continued when I read Mist1's guest post at: Sarcastic Fringehead. It only become more obvious when I checked out Margaret's brief post to:Praying for the depraved soul of me, Margaret. It seems there is something in the air today. Something turning all my fellow bloggers into sex crazed maniacs.
I don't begrudge them this new found sexual proclivity. I am just wondering what has brought it about. Do blogs have a sweeps week? Am I going to fall behind in the ratings because I was not smart enough to spice things up during the single most important time of the year?
Well, I am not one to miss out. I am stripping naked as I type in order to get in the mood to spew out some really provocative stuff. Oh yeah, I can feel the juices beginning to boil. This is liberating. I am going to say some things that I usually have to pay $2.95 for the first minute, and $.95 for each additional minute, to say. You had better stand back, this might get messy.
Oh Lord! I have a mirror right next to my desk, and man is that what I look like naked? This is quite disturbing. You should start counting your blessings that this is not a video blog. I can't think of any evolutionary purpose for me to have hair in some of those places. Maybe if I turn this way I can find a better angle... EWWWWW...That only made it worse.
So, I am definitely not in a sexual mood any longer. Sorry, I hope I didn't lead you on. Maybe we should just be friends, it's not you it's me. Don't quit reading just because I couldn't get you all turned on with my writing. I promise to try harder, and I also promise never to post any nude photos.
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6 comments:
I am actually glad to see everyone blogging in the gutter. Liz was worried that our posts recently had been rather crude in subject.
I think it is just art imitating life.
You are such a tease.
Killer,
I told my co-workers about the man having sex with the dead deer on the side of the road. Heads Up: This isn't well accepted as appropriate office fodder. It could have been because I shared over morning coffee.
Anyway, FYI to all.
You're welcome.
I was almost there.
Life is so unfair.
Thanks for nothing. Sigh. guess I'll have to get my jollies somewhere else.
It wasn't a recent event, me turning into a sex starved maniac!
Gutter blogging! I love it. I accept all blame. I'm a redhead, for cryin' out loud.
Wait until I tell you guys about my FINALIZED New Year's goody bags!
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