Missed Opportunity

Frustrated, Liz comments:

I'm a freakin' idiot.

Tonight I was so busy trying to "connect" with a guy who had made other plans that I totally missed out on what could have been the perfect booty call. DAMN ME.

This little hottie was sitting there, all buff and 8 years my junior, telling me how awesome I was and how all he wants in his life right now is a woman that will love him and leave him. Do you know what I did? I counseled him. I went into this whole speech about women's needs versus the desires of men. I was like an ABC after school special.

He was going on and on about my pros; how I thought like a man, but was so much a woman that it frightened him. He said several times that he's always admired my cool, laid back attitude and that if he could meet a woman like me he would love to have a relationship that was purely based on sex. That's something that I've never had- I may think like a man, but when push comes to shove, I'm a freakin' nun. It sucks and I know you have a hard time believing that, but it's true.

Here was the perfect opportunity to step outside of my comfort zone and nail this absolutely handsome, clean cut little man. He did everything right, and the whole time I talked to him like I was his fucking sister. He was scared... in that good way that I should have pounced on and tore his little blonde ass up. DAMN IT. I am a freakin' idiot- sitting at my computer at 11:00 on a Saturday night when I could be working on the next blog entry. The one titled "Make me breakfast, you cute little blonde sex toy."

What is my problem?