Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Duck, here comes Dick!

Dick Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face. Suprisingly at the same time ex-FEMA boss, Mike Brown, is saying he had warned the White House about risks with hurricanes and New Orleans. Could this all be a plot to take the attention away from a potentially explosive issue? It used to only take a sudden change in our Homeland Security alert level (From Yellow to Orange, etc.), but Americans are not so easily distracted now. I am sure that other measures were discussed first to cause a diversion. Maybe a Condaleeza Rice sex tape to be stolen and then posted on the internet. The possibility of invading a random country probably was brought up, but then they remembered we are still working on the last invasion. I wonder how long it took Cheney and his secret service men to decide to take the old guy to the hospital. I am certain that a debate was at least internally held by Cheney. I mean, the guy is 78, they could just have the NSA dispose of the body and then make up some scenario to cover the whole thing up. "I don't know, he mumbled something about going to feed the cat and then wandered off into the woods, we never saw him again." To bad Scooter Libby was not with the group, they would have made him take the fall for the entire thing.

4 comments:

RAY RAY said...

You fuckin tree huger. Are you not pround to living in a free country. Maybe you should move to Canada. Why not run for congress under the tree huger party? Make a change instead of bitchin. California was a great spot for people with your outlook on life you big BEAR. P.S. Take Liz with you.

Liz said...

I'll go! Because one of my goals in life is to get away from people who call themselves "Ray Ray".

chris said...

I am married to Ray, but he did right the comment @ 4AM. He is a nut, who cares if chaney is shooting old people( in the face), so why must he run out & tell everyone??? Maybe he does not want his next target to know.

bones said...

you damn tree huger! the forestry industry must love you, you tree enlarging bastard! tell me; should you be proud or proned to living in a free country? the sarcascim must be annoying( or refreshing) at this point, but you must not stand alone in the humerous protrayal of our in-law brotheran. we must unite to make fun of all family members, blood relation or not! that is our family duty!