Killer posts, then apologizes in advance
I realize that for many of you who read this and are only friends of Liz, and don't know me, probably think this would be a much more enjoyable blog if there were not the occasional bizarre, or grotesque entries by this "Killer" fellow. Any hopes I have of changing your mind will not be helped by this particular entry.
I was watching a random health channel show and it happened to mention surgery on the testicles. Immediately I was intrigued. The part that caught my attention was the statement that post-operatively there is a need to keep the testicles dry. I was concerned with this. Although I have no intention of ever requiring surgery on any part of my groin, I am not sure if I can keep them dry. If some of you have not noticed, I am a bit on the portly side. I have to walk around a lot for my job, which means I sweat profusely, and not just from my arm pits.
I was watching this show and I thought to myself, "my balls sweat like a whore in church."
What made this thought funny to me was the possibility that somewhere, at the very same moment, there could potentially be a whore in church thinking to herself, "I am sweating like a fat guy's balls."
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i don't suppose extra strength gold bond medicated powder would be the best option for keeping your sack dry during the post-testicular surgery period---ouch!
I love this! And it IS funny. Nice job.
"Dry Sack"... ewwww. "Moist Sack"... ewwwier.
i know you do baby, my moist sack would look good anywhere on you! Remember High School?
haha! i laughed out loud and woke my peacefully sleeping patient,...then she started talking to me and frowned to myself for reading this/.....
the lisa
Maybe you should put corn starch in your pants. Instead of trying to dry your balls you should embrace the moisture and make a lovely gravy.
Killer, thought i was the only one to have this problem. Of course the corn starch and gravy idea doesn't sound so bad.
I just wanted to point out that you have 10 comments on this posts! Apparently, talking about your sweaty balls is a hit.
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