Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Summer Itinerary

Well, I only have one week left here in Sacramento. I did not really take much time to enjoy Sac Town however, since I worked all the damn time. You know the old saying, "what doesn't kill you, makes you much richer."

I have big plans for my post Sacramento time. I am planning to hang up my Travel Nurse shoes, move back to Mississippi and be like the normal folk; stationary. Maybe buy a house, coach a soccer team, and stare longingly at the road, wondering, "Is there a better time to be had in Boise?"

First I have more immediate plans. I am rolling over to the Bay Area to spend an evening with some fellow bloggers, Jester and Othurme. I really enjoy reading their blogs, so I hope they can live up to the expectations.

Then I am going to rocket down to San Diego and hang out with my old Travel Nurse roommates Corey and Cathy. We will spend many hours arguing about who's turn it is to pick the place to eat and then go get drunk to forget why we were arguing. Life is grand.

Finally a mellow saunter across the Southwest to Mississippi, where I will get to spend some quality time with my family, including new nephew Kade. But in a month, I will join Chad in the Philippines for a four week "do nothing, while doing everything" extravaganza. I hope to drink lots of cheap San Miguel Beer, eat a lot of Chicken Adobe, and run through the streets yelling, "Masarap ang bayag ko!" Which is Tagalog for, "My balls are delicious!"

Hopefully I can start an international incident and make the news.

What are you plans for the summer?

16 comments:

laughingattheslut said...

That's too bad that you're going to miss the Roswell UFO Festival. Oh, well, I'm going to miss it too.

Looks like I'm going back to Arkansas to dig more rocks.

I would like to go to Georgia to pan for gold and maybe dig some different rocks, but Georgia is further away and we don't have the money right now.

I should be looking for a job to pay for the car, but I've been busy watching the flood waters and going out of state to dig rocks. Also I have plans to rip out carpet and such. And I have recently rediscovered the joys of hitting things with hammers.

Next week I will put on my Hogwarts gear and go watch Harry Potter. Next month I'll be looking for pod people.

JLeonard said...

Odd that laughing says that about the UFO festival. It kicks off tomorrow. I've got about 5 weeks left here in good 'ole Roswell, then its to the settled down life back home. If your close to Roswell in your wanderings home let me know. I'll buy you lunch. JIM

Babybull40 said...

We will go to the beach and visit with family and I'm planning a big ball festival for The Big Hairy Man in early August.. It's actually his 50th...but I didn't want to leave out Balls.. You seem to have lots of fun travelling and talking about how delicious your balls are... Will you still blog when it's all said and done? Cause you will be missed and so will yer Balls..

laughingattheslut said...

We need to see pictures of the UFO Festival. Lots and lots of pictures.

Jim might need some nose-plugs tomorrow. You know what happens when a bunch of tourists invade the desert during the summer? They sweat. They sweat a lot.

I had a friend who went to the UFO Festival ten years ago. Someone took her picture and put it in a magazine. And then she got paid five hundred dollars to be on the book cover of something about Area 51.

Is the Crashdown Diner still there? Have they figured out to sell french fries with the hamburgers yet?

Killer said...

Laughingattheslut:
The Roswell UFO fest is just one of many festivals I am going to miss.

Good luck striking it rich.

jleonard:
Have fun with the aliens.
That includes your future baby.

Babybull40:
As long as the Big Ball Festival does not involve eating the balls, as most testicle fests do, I am willing to make an appearance for a small speaker fee.
AND, of course I will blog while I travel, I always do. That is why I started this blog.

Laughingattheslut:
You should check out Jleonard's blog. I am sure he will update on the Roswell fest, since he is there right now.
www.jleonardrn.blogspot.com

Wavemancali said...

Thanks for nothing Killer. Now I have no idea if I will get fired for sexual harassment. For the next week I am going to have the urge to scream that Tagalog line in the assembly area where I work where there are 2 nice little Tagalog speaking Filipino ladies.

erjunkie said...

Killer,you will be missed. At the end of a hellatious 12 hour shift there are those you look forward to handing the baton of the infirmed and diseased to...Good journey!

Killer said...

wavemancali:
I try to help. I think if you yell that out the lovely filipinas will be pleased with your attempts to learn their language, regardless of what you say.

erjunkie:
I will miss you guys as well.

Jester said...

I can't believe that you have been here this long and have yet to meet us. And now we're only going to have ONE night together?

Is that all we are to you? One nighters?

I sure hope your balls can live up to the hype.

Killer said...

Jester:
Yes, they are worth the wait.

Babybull40 said...

No eating of testicles allowed... at the ball festival...It's a figurative term..

hellohahanarf said...

will you be naked while running the streets hollering about your balls?

(jester, if you have enough beer to lube up killer, take pictures of his balls)

LC said...

I want pics posted from when you visit Jester and Othurme!

And you'll be so close to me when you come to San Diego. Too bad you'll be way drunk to even remember about me if you see me.

Jester said...

hello - I have a feeling that it wouldn't take TOO many beers to "lube Killer up."

From what I hear, it's simply a matter of batting your eyes and licking your lips.

I'm not sure that the three of us will fit on a camera that is not equipped with a wide-angle lens.

Killer said...

babybull:
That is reassuring, but the last time I had a testicle festival in my pants, no one came.

hellohahanarf:
There is always a possibility of me running naked down the streets of a foreign land.
I keep polaroids of my balls on me at all times, in case we get separated.

LC:
All pics of Othurme, Jester and myself will be posted strictly on the pay site.
While in San Diego, I'll keep an eye out for you. It will be easier to spot you if you are floating by in the gutter I will be passed out in.

Jester:
Thanks for calling me a slut on the web. No really I mean it, I need all the help I can get.
I will include the wide angle lens.

josiecat said...

my plan is to keep the "little coffee shop in the corner" going on since all the coffee drinkers have come to exspect better than average coffee.......