In continuing with my quest to claim the number 1 search spot on google for Moose Knuckle I am posting this example of what could very well be the worst case of Moose Knuckle ever documented on film.In continuing with the random and pointless theme of these post I have elected to participate in 20% of a Meme put up by Jester.
The Name Meme:
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Kelly Spring Azure That is a pretty soap opera like name. A girl soap name, but still a legitimately soap opera like name. I would want to be an evil soap woman. The nice ones always end up in a coma.
YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Your first pet's name + the street you grew up on)
Yoda Sandlewood The "wood" part gives it a touch of legitimacy in the porn industry, but "Yoda" just creates images of a shriveled, small green object. That is not something I want associated with my porn career. I have no doubt there would probably be some crazy Sci-Fi nerds who would love to catch some real Yoda porn.
That is all for today. Short, sweet and to the point. If you want to see the complete name meme, please go to Jester's place and check it out.
6 comments:
Shriveled, small green object... wait a second...
We dated, didn't we?
Oh, and how geeky of you to name your pet Yoda. You can't make fun of my affection for Abba any more.
Just a tip on your quest for #1 search result for "moose knuckle"...you should include the term in the titles of the posts.
I like that fact that you spend time searching for Mooseknuckles..I have to say that this is one is a keeper..
Porn Star Name: Lulu Dorset
Actually, according to Will & Grace, that formula (first pet's name + street you grew up on) is what determines your drag queen name.
But whatever. It works either way.
Except for a co-worker whose name turned out to be Stinky Elgin.
OMG - that's the craziest Moose knuckle/ Camel Toe i've EVER SEEN!
Wierd though how i'm grossed out but strangely I can't stop looking at the picture...
damn.. Miss Killer/Mississippi has struck again.
Would you let someone you loved leave the house looking like that.
Me too.
But only to laugh at his expense.
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