Thursday, June 28, 2007


Liz says her goodbyes:

I can't believe it's here. Sometime early Saturday morning I'll be boarding a plane, only to arrive at the Atlanta airport for a 7 hour layover. No worries. I have a friend picking my BFF and I up and we'll be escorted around town and taken somewhere for lunch and drinks. Then I'll start my regime of Tylenol PMs and Adavan- some sedative I BEGGED to get from the doc to help ease the travel discomfort. Doctors are so stingy with the good stuff.

Once we leave Atlanta, it's around 7 hours, maybe 8 or 9, in the air. I quit paying attention to details involving any plane ride over 4 hours long. I'm going to have to break my lifelong streak and use a plane restroom. I'm already feeling icky. We land in Rome at 8:30 am. The day begins.

Now that I think about it, I'm going to be going on something like 36 to 48 hours without a shower. Well, when in Rome...

While I'm away, Killer has total control of this blog. How long has it been since he's had to run the company solo? I know they're capable hands, but nonetheless, I feel I bit sad and nostalgic. Make me proud, Killer. I promise to bring back some great stories and will do my best to find an international example of mooseknuckle that will make my time away seem well spent.

Look for updates on July 11. If I can blog from Italy, I'll try to get at least one in. If not, I will toast one glass of vino to you, blog friends, in hope that you too one day have the experience of weaving with intoxication and vomitting on the Spanish Steps.


laughingattheslut said...

If you fly over London, could you make an obsene gesture on my behalf?

Or maybe on the way back would be better, after the all the coke?

Okay, if Killer is in charge here, who is in charge of the other blog?

Killer said...

I don't think they have internet access in Italy, so you might not be able to find a connection.

I will try and make you proud and keep the high integrity the readers of Killer Rants have come to rely on.


JLeonard said...

Well since Killer is the captain of the ship for a while I think that we need to explore a little...A few suggestions for Killer...a theme song.."Big Balls" by AC/DC...vaction trip...The Testicle Festival in Montana. Are we seeing a pattern here? Jim

mist1 said...

Think of me in the Atlanta airport. Have a drink at the piano bar.

Babybull40 said...

Goo luck finding that "Mooseknuckle" I would love to see some vomit on the Spanish Steps.. Cause that is the only way I'll ever see Europe...Make us proud... And Killer.. a serving of balls please and thank you..

hellohahanarf said...

you are sure to have a blast...stay safe and enjoy!

Natalie said...

Have an awesome time! Sounds great.

Killer said...

The No Jive Zone is pretty self contained.

oddly enough I used to live right next to the small town in Montana (Rock Creek) that holds the Testicle Festival every year.

I am sure she will manage to have a drink at every stop.

She had BETTER find some Italian mooseknuckle. I am sure it will be there.

More fun, less safety.

I am not worried about Liz's good time. I am worried about all those unsuspecting Italian men.

Anonymous said...

Have a great time. Go catch a game of football with some hoodlums for me will ya? I think the hoodlums are in England however. I'm sure Italy has thier own version.
Have fun!