Killer Rants Million Dollar Challenge

Killer sharing the wealth by borrowing from Burg.

I have just been sent an amazing opportunity from a close friend of my Cousin's Brother-in-law. It seems that Bill Gates and Warren Buffett have decided to give away a few billion dollars each, since they can obviously spare some change.

Instead of dumping it off on a bunch of "starving" African kids they decided to give it to honest working folks like you and me. Why keep shipping food, water, and medicine to people who live in a desert. If they need it so bad, make them come to us, we have plenty.

Since both Bill and Warren read this blog on a regular basis, they have chosen Killer Rants to be a testing board for their new money disbursement program. All you have to do is go to the comment section, select a number between 1 and 10,000, and leave it along with your comment. Everyone that comes within 500 of the actual number, chosen at random by Bill Gates' smartest computer geeks, will receive one million dollars, tax free.

To make it even more appealing, if you get someone else to come here and guess a number and they win, you will get one million dollars as well. Don't worry, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett know who you send, they are rich and can afford to keep track of those kinds of things.

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. I have seen very realistic internal memos on paper that says, "From the desk of Billy Gates", so I am convinced this is on the up and up. If you miss your chance, don't come crying to me when I am wiping my ass with hundred dollar bills.