Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Killer Rants Million Dollar Challenge

Killer sharing the wealth by borrowing from Burg.

I have just been sent an amazing opportunity from a close friend of my Cousin's Brother-in-law. It seems that Bill Gates and Warren Buffett have decided to give away a few billion dollars each, since they can obviously spare some change.

Instead of dumping it off on a bunch of "starving" African kids they decided to give it to honest working folks like you and me. Why keep shipping food, water, and medicine to people who live in a desert. If they need it so bad, make them come to us, we have plenty.

Since both Bill and Warren read this blog on a regular basis, they have chosen Killer Rants to be a testing board for their new money disbursement program. All you have to do is go to the comment section, select a number between 1 and 10,000, and leave it along with your comment. Everyone that comes within 500 of the actual number, chosen at random by Bill Gates' smartest computer geeks, will receive one million dollars, tax free.

To make it even more appealing, if you get someone else to come here and guess a number and they win, you will get one million dollars as well. Don't worry, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett know who you send, they are rich and can afford to keep track of those kinds of things.

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity. I have seen very realistic internal memos on paper that says, "From the desk of Billy Gates", so I am convinced this is on the up and up. If you miss your chance, don't come crying to me when I am wiping my ass with hundred dollar bills.


Kristyn said...

Can I chose all the numbers? :P

fringes said...

This better be for real.

mist1 said...

I'm a starving African kid. Damn. Can I still guess a number or does that make me ineligible?

Wavemancali said...

A desperate, desperate plee for comments. I like that in a blogger. However as a network administrator you have no clue how I hate those damn e-mails that every one sends around "just in case it's real." For the record, 8,752.

othurme said...


Churlita said...

I think your shamelessness is what I like best about you...That and your three cajones. In honor of them, the number I choose is three.

al said...

I love that you chose "suckers" as one of the categories for this post.

chad said...

churlita, you stole my idea. instead, i'll go with the number of passes that poor thai lady had to go through with the wax while doing killer's back. i think it was something like 127

Mayren said...

Don't forget ! They are testing their new tracking software and no matter how many people come here to comment they will already know you sent them here and you will get your extra 1 million dollars without having to do a thing.

P.S. my # is 6,666
my hubby's is 3,333
My neighbor's is 1,111
My neighbor's cat's # is 8,888
** Steve Job's number is 1 thru 10,000 because he has all his employee's guess so they will definately get at least $500 million. Better Steve than the Silicon Valley Pirate Gates...

desiree said...

My number is 1981. Man, I hope I get this! I still have to send money to that nice Nigerian woman to help her escape the country so she can pay me with her dead husband's vast wealth.

briliantdonkey said...

Dear boss:

Take this job and shove it! I gots a million dollars on the way!


I will bid one dollar mr barker.