Warning: Do not read if you are pregnant, have a heart condition, or have a weak stomach

Blogged by Killer while adhering to a strict diet of carrot sticks and low calorie water.

Halloween always allows me to show the world just how unattractive I can be. It is sort of warning to everyone I know that they should be happy that I usually just wear really big Hawaiian shirts and baggy jeans. It could be much worse, and I am not afraid to make it so, to teach you a lesson.

I went to a Halloween party at my great friend Disco's and his lovely wife, Lady Disco's house. Disco takes Halloweenn very seriously and spent a couple of months growing a wicked mustache. At first glance you might think he was trying to be a child molester, but to the trained eye, you should quickly notice the Detroit hat. He is Magnum P.I. If you could see the short shorts, you probably would have guessed it right away.
That is our other music aficionado, Gatewood, as "Towelie" from South Park. He made that costume himself, so it is pretty damn cool.


I decided to go as a Playboy bunny. It was surprisingly easy to find really big panty hose and a gigantic leotard. The internet is actually good for more than just blogging and finding snuff porn videos. I got my back waxed so it was not as disturbing as it could have been.

The problem with this costume is, every time I sat down my costume changed from playboy bunny to over-stuffed garbage bag, with a bow tie. So, I had to stay standing the whole night.

Considering my costumes each year are getting more and more skimpy, even though I am getting more and more out of shape, it is going to be hard to top this. I guess next year I will just have to go naked.
You should probably enjoy the blog as much as you can until next October, then quit reading it. You will not want to risk seeing those pictures.