Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Warning: Do not read if you are pregnant, have a heart condition, or have a weak stomach

Blogged by Killer while adhering to a strict diet of carrot sticks and low calorie water.

Halloween always allows me to show the world just how unattractive I can be. It is sort of warning to everyone I know that they should be happy that I usually just wear really big Hawaiian shirts and baggy jeans. It could be much worse, and I am not afraid to make it so, to teach you a lesson.

I went to a Halloween party at my great friend Disco's and his lovely wife, Lady Disco's house. Disco takes Halloweenn very seriously and spent a couple of months growing a wicked mustache. At first glance you might think he was trying to be a child molester, but to the trained eye, you should quickly notice the Detroit hat. He is Magnum P.I. If you could see the short shorts, you probably would have guessed it right away.
That is our other music aficionado, Gatewood, as "Towelie" from South Park. He made that costume himself, so it is pretty damn cool.


I decided to go as a Playboy bunny. It was surprisingly easy to find really big panty hose and a gigantic leotard. The internet is actually good for more than just blogging and finding snuff porn videos. I got my back waxed so it was not as disturbing as it could have been.

The problem with this costume is, every time I sat down my costume changed from playboy bunny to over-stuffed garbage bag, with a bow tie. So, I had to stay standing the whole night.

Considering my costumes each year are getting more and more skimpy, even though I am getting more and more out of shape, it is going to be hard to top this. I guess next year I will just have to go naked.
You should probably enjoy the blog as much as you can until next October, then quit reading it. You will not want to risk seeing those pictures.

12 comments:

fringes said...

Awesome costume, actually. And Lady Disco's kitchen! Those are killer countertops and I love the stove. I bet the food was to die for.

Towelie...hilarious.

othur-me said...

Thanks for not showing us your fluffy tail.

Liz said...

I love both your and "Disco's" costumes. EXCELLENT year for tricks and treats!

Lady Disco said...

I thought you looked fabulous!! And what is the deal with the countertops? w/ love, Lady Disco

mist1 said...

OMG, we were totally the same thing this year!!!

gatey said...

Easily my favorite costume of the year...you have stones my friend...small ones(as the picture shows)...but stones nonetheless.

Ray said...

CAn you show the Bat-Wing Please!!!!!!!

Margaret said...

that's hot

Liz said...

I have more comments: I didn't know Playboy Bunnies wore grandma house shoes. You, however, make it work. I TRULY think this is the best halloween costume ever.

I watched Magnum PI this morning. Even though it was a very serious episode where TC gets burned by a former love who is trafficing cocaine, I laughed thinking about Disco tooling around in his PI gear.

If you guys spoil Bo and Luke for me too, it's your ass.

Crankster said...

I have to say, you've got some serious balls. Outstanding!

Red said...

Oh...my...God! AWESOME! I wish you'd come to my party.

charapa said...

SOOOOOO incredibly hot!!!!! I just wish I could have been there to see it in vivo.....