What Boobs Are Good For

In true she said/he said fashion, I will summarize what Killer would say to save him the effort:

• Looking at
• Fondling

But here's the truth of what boobs are good for:

1. Filling up bras
2. Crumb catching
3. Stashing folded money
4. Cat pillows
5. Folded-arm holders
6. Jiggly amusement
7. Insulation
8. Food for new children
9. Erotic hugging
10. Diverting attention away from the zit on your face
11. Keeping your lower body dry during a rain shower
12. A quick $16

Have I left something off the list?