Saturday, March 10, 2007

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Liz moves north of Killer's ball talk:


I mean, really... is there any need for me to have a conversation with you about this photo? But I will.


A few years ago, my BFF's husband was "getting back into tennis". This, in it's self, is funny as it had likely been 15 to 20 years and 50 pounds ago since he was "into" tennis. Being old school, he went to Ebay looking for some classic tennis shorts. You know what I'm talking about. The white shorty shorts with a thick polyester blue and red stripe down the side? Here's one of the photos that came along with some tennis shorts for sale.


I almost consider this pornography.

15 comments:

Killer said...

I think I recognize that guy. Wasn't he my Jr. High Gym coach?

Liz said...

HA!

Likely... Was his name Richard Head?

Churlita said...

Gross. Is that the man's answer to camel toe? I may have a hard time sleeping tonight.

Greg said...

I just threw up in my mouth. But I also have a strange urge to play tennis. Hmm...

mist1 said...

There's a local man who wears spandex shorts every day. Usually, he wears the purple ones, but sometimes he goes for lime green or basic black. My personal favorite pair from his collection are the white ones. I call him Unit Man because I am really, really clever and because he has a really, really large unit.

Liz said...

Churlita,

NICE observation!

Greg, Will this be added to your "What Greg Likes" page?

Mist,

NO WONDER he wears spandex.Did you get his number?

heather said...

omg! some one in their advertising department needs a spanking! lol

Jester said...

You know there's this whole subculture of people who like to post 'accidental' nudity shots of themselves on ebay...

I recall this one photo (I should search for it) that is of a silver tea kettle with a very clear reflection of a large and hairy naked photographer.

Come to think of it, it could have been Killer.

Killer said...

I still have that tea kettle, no one would buy it.

heather said...

everyone was afraid that the photographer came with it. lol

Woman with kids said...

What's wrong with the picture? I mean, he's just showing the shorts have room to store your balls too. Tennis balls, that is.

Right?

speedwobble said...

I don't know about the shorts, but I might bid on the model, lol...

Liz said...

Jester,

Yes. I have seen the Ebay picture of which you speak. I love when people get away with things like this. In a related event, I remember hearing about the Disney animators that made Arial's castle in Little Mermaid look like a penis. A long, gold veiny penis. I also heard they were forced to change it once people "caught on".

briliantdonkey said...

my eyes! my poor bleeding eyes!

BD

Mayren said...

too bad that's not real.
It would be interesting.