Friday, February 16, 2007

Ask Killer Rants

Killer, grasping for blog topics.

Fringes has done this a few times, and I always enjoyed the outcome, so I am going to steal another idea from a trusted blog buddy.

I would like you, the loyal readers of Killer Rants, to as any question you want. It can be to me, Liz, or both. No subject is taboo. No topic too sensitive. I will answer as honestly as possible, but I can't speak for Liz.

That includes an open invitation to all you lurkers out there who just stop by frequently to read and zip away without commenting. I understand my regular commenters can be intimidating, often their comments are funnier than the post, especially when bad mouthing Trampoliners. This is the chance to not be witty, just ask any question.

I'll even start off with a few freebies:

Politically I'm a Libertarian.

My shoe size is 13 EE.

I can refer to my testicles in 8 languages. the newest: in Tagalog (Philippines): Bayag

My favorite color is Navy Blue.

My favorite sports teams are the Chicago Bears and the New Zealand All Blacks (Rugby).

I've ridden on the back of a horse, a camel and an elephant, and all probably hated me.

So come on America, ask away. I ain't scared.


Killer said...

All questions answered on Monday.
Thanks for participating.

Paige said...

what's your truly scariest moment? One requirement for this answer: It can't be something you've already written about (even if it was the scariest moment) - like waxing your back.

Anonymous said...

What are you afraid of?
What are your fears for America?
What is a book you would madate or implore people to read?
How did you get to your current job-tell us your career path
What is funnest thing you ever did?
What is the scarriest thing you ever did?
Wow, sorry about the number of questions-I love finding out about people.

Anonymous said...

Who are you involved with....chad, liz, bam, or.........

Churlita said...

If you could be any kind of STD, which one would you be?

Neil said...

Which language do you want to learn how to say testicles in next?

Eau De Incognito said...

Why did you go into nursing?

What does Liz do?

Who was your first celebrity crush?

Do you like sushi? Not innunendo "sushi" but actual food in a sushi bar sushi?

EEK said...

What's your favorite kind of food?

fringes said...

What is innuendo sushi? Do I really want to know?

othurme said...

Heads or tails?

mist1 said...

Is there an approved, legal usage for a crowbar? If so, what is it?

Woman with kids said...

Hmmm, any question. Let's see, something hard. Er, difficult.

Ok, here goes. Please end this once and for all: Who is Anna Nicole's baby daddy?

heather said...

fringe, innuendo sushi is that stuff they sell in grocery stores already made and at just about every chinese buffett here in new york. if it has imitation crab in it it is ~not~ sushi but rather a pathetic imitation.
killer, who was the best teacher you ever had and why? (in a classroom setting)

heather said...

(how's this for a word verification! wtfyjs)

fringes said...

I had innuendo sushi tonight, then. Yuck. They should call it not-really-sushi-but-just-as-expensive, suckers.

New question: When you were younger, did you think you'd have been married by now?

Liz said...

I have a question: Did you stare at the camel toe the whole time you were riding it?

Burg said...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

apositivepessimist said...

Completely ignoring the "come on America" guidelines, here's my question...

Have you ever thought about getting yer dangly bits pierced and/or tattooed?

What would the tatt be of?

Jester said...

Some of my favorite questions:

When was the last time you cried, and why?

What is one thing you've done that you would have never imagined that you would have the courage to do?

When you are asked to describe yourself and you get a mental image to work from, how old are you?

Can you please explain quantum physics?

If time travel becomes possible when is the first time/place you'll visit?

(I have millions of these. Be afraid.)