Thursday, February 01, 2007

Let's put this bipartisinship behind us

Tonight, for the first time in over a year, the two minds from Killer Rants will be in the same room. I am going to hang out with Liz. That will probably mean lots of booze, some witty banter and probably me losing some money to her at poker. Liz is a card shark and, to make it worse, she talks shit when she is winning.

I am saving any blogging thoughts today in hopes I can goad Liz into a blog duet tonight. Maybe a State of the Blog address.

Plan tonight:
Arrive at Liz's
Freeze keys in a block of ice, so I can't drive home
Try to keep up with Liz drinking
Lie about the amount of cash I have on me, so she does not clean me out
Write a blog duet
Make fun of her cats
Use block of ice (with keys inside) to reduce swelling to my left eye
Leave in the morning, without helping to clean up

14 comments:

chad said...

if you're really looking to piss her off, then by all means, leave without offering to help clean up. but take a dump in her toilet without flushing before you leave.
by the way, i seriously considered posting as anonymous in order to avoid the wrath that this comment is certain to incite.

fringes said...

Have fun. Don't drink too much. Wait. Forget I said anything.

Churlita said...

Oh, I love drunken blog posts, (other people's, not my own)and a duet of drunks would be even better. Will you sing Islands in the Stream while your blogging? That would make it perfect.

wreckless said...

Good luck tonight-maybe your's will change.

mist1 said...

I always end up pouring vodka over my keys.

apositivepessimist said...

ut oh.

CW3G said...

I stayed up all night waiting.....

Mayren said...

It really is a better plan to NOT share your plan online where the "lying about the $" you have doesn't get back to Liz.
silly Killer- Trix are for Kidz

Churlita said...

I'm assuming, no post today means you're both still hung-over?

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Jester said...

I think the two of them are probably still bleary eyed and wondering what they are doing under the kitchen table spooning each other.

Liz was of course the big spoon.

Mel Francis said...

Wow. It's been 2 days.

You're either both still drunk and passed out somewhere, lying in your own vomit--or Liz has killed you.

briliantdonkey said...

I would have to agree with Chad's strategy. Cept you have to leave the seat up as well. Will make the money you lose at least a bit more worth it.

BD

Liz said...

Chad,
No soup for you!