Friday, May 04, 2007

Camel Load

Liz ask, "Are you wearing those for me?"

On Friday we can wear blue jeans. This is good. Today a former flirt was in my office. He is not usually around. I was hunched over some files when I spotted the boots, "Hummm, Liz has a cowboy waiting," I thought. Then my eyes went up to the calves, " Damn, that denim is stretched tight around those muscles, " I salivated. The journey continued to the thighs, "God, look how those legs are packed in so perfectly!" Then, to the wad.

OH MY GOD.

It wasn't anything like THIS except for the crotch. And since he had on blue jeans, the imprint wasn't quite as defined, but you get the idea. His was more of a ball splitter than a clearly defined penis.

I'm calling it Camel Load, because I don't know if there is already a term for it.







I had to leave work early.

9 comments:

heather said...

omg!! this is sooo bad it's good. how fitting though, camel toe for us girls and camel load for the guys. i like it. ;-)

Catheroo said...

Good lord! Not only is that just...just...I can't think of a word...but how uncomfortable is that? Ew.

That image is forever burned into my brain, thankyouverymuch.

But I do like the phrase you just coined.

Jester said...

Just so you know, we gays have already coined a term for that particular affliction...

It's a moose knuckle.

That is all.

dmarks said...

This is kind of a theme going around the blogs now. Sort of the start of an undeclared meme.

Killer said...

Those pants can't be comfortable. I much more prefer to wear the really baggy short shorts that allow my junk to "accidentally" fall out the bottom.

Liz said...

Killer,

Why is your junk falling out of your pants? You're only, like, 33, not 83. And don't say it's because your junk is extra large. Are you wearing short-shorts? Is this why you got whipped with a riding crop? Are you Smooth Grapes? WTF. I'm going to stop typing now.

apositivepessimist said...

The guy across the road from me when I was a teenager used to wear his jeans that tight...as his jeans aged they had the worn patch more on the left of his crotch I figured his left nut was bigger than his right.

Dewde so not the best look to be had in a pair of jeans...it is most definitely worse than the female camel toe.

Babybull40 said...

camel load is a good but jester came up with a good one.. Mosse Knuckle.. friggin halarious..

Babybull40 said...

moose knuckle.. damn can't type.. image on brain..eewwww