Monday, May 21, 2007

Moose Knuckle Express

Moose Knuckle: The Appearance of male or female sex organs in tight clothing.

Okay, I am up for a challenge. Othurme has “how to eat coochie”, and I want to stand for something. If you google “how to eat coochieimmunopressed comes up first and second. I am impressed with that. I’m a little jealous even. I would try to steal the title, but Othurme is a friend, so I respect his success. Hate the player, not the game.

I want an even bigger challenge. People have managed to find us by typing moose knuckle into google, but I want to be number one. That is going to be difficult considering there is apparently a website called, “Mooseknuckle.net”. They have a head start, but I have tenacity.

Right now when you google moose knuckle it gives you an option to see Mathew McConaughey’s crotch, Tom Cruise’s crotch, and a random selection of other groins. You will see none of that here. If you chose this site to actually see some moose knuckle you chose unwisely.

If you actually typed the term moose knuckle into google, than either: A: You were accused of having a moose knuckle and want to see what it really is. B: Someone told you what a moose knuckle is and you want to see an example. Or C: You are a pervert and like looking at men’s bulging private parts. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here at Killer Rants. Okay, we judge a little, but the anonymity of the Internet should keep you safe.

If you did happen to stumble upon this post from a google search, please leave us a comment. You don’t have to use your real name. You don’t have to tell us where you live and/or work. Just let us know why you are googling moose knuckle, and if it angers you to be misdirected to this pointless non-moose knuckle related site.

For all you regular readers, sorry to make you read this drivel. It is a scientific experiment, and you support science don’t you? Even if it is about moose knuckle.

11 comments:

laughingattheslut said...

Moose knuckle. Camel load. Camel toe.

I just would not have a clue if I did not read this blog.

But I think I heard about The Rabbit on ER. Why didn't I learn about it here first?

dmarks said...

Sounds to me like the name of a real bad mall food court restaurant that specifies in weird wild-game meats.

hellohahanarf said...

does it up your ranking if we type moose knuckle in the comments?

moose knuckle, moose knuckle!

ok, i'm off to go find that picture of mathew mcconaughey’s crotch. thanks for that!

Mayren said...

I come here for my edge-ju-ma-cation too! Moose Knuckle is new for me. I've just heard of Camel Toe for girls.
Thanks Killah for sharing your wisdom and strange webstats for how truly wierd people find the Killah Rants.

othurme said...

Moos knuckle. Moose Knuckle. Mooce Nuckle. Mus Nukel. Mooz Gnukle.

That should help get some hits from stupid perverts.

heather said...

Moose knuckle. Camel load. Camel toe.

all new to me too until i gots me some edumacayshun here at killer rants university.

so, how do we help???

Liz said...

I want to know if someone specifically gets to this site by typing in not only "Moose knuckle" but "Moose Knuckle Express".

othurme said...

Liz - they will now.

Churlita said...

Come and take a ride on the Moose Knuckle Express.

I get at least 10 hits a day on my blog for "shaved dudes", and I feel so bad for all those people who have to read about my thoughts on masturbation or how I'm too lame to do memes or whatever other stupid shit I talk about on my blog.

Babybull40 said...

Ya learn something new everyday.. I have heard of camel toe and there is even a song to the tune of the Beach Boys.. which is hysterical.. Now if someone could do a song about moose knuckle..

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