Dear Killer,
Your goal of 400 posts this year is only 5 posts away from a reality. How shall we celebrate? Will I get a bonus for meeting your objective?
Liz says:
I am getting really lazy. Like really. Last night I had some friends over for dinner. I didn't even mop before they came over. I left the ironing board out. It's become an accessory in my home. I consider putting on pants exercise.
I am becoming a fat ball of ultra white skin, yet I have no desire to move. Am I depressed or just lazy?
It's a beautiful day and it's 11:30 in the morning. I'm not hung over and I have a very dirty car. There is opportunity here. The hedges out front really need a trim. Considering the fact that bushes seem to be monitored in my neighborhood, I should really get out there and do something about them. The inside of my house looks like a dirt ball exploded and left dust and stains all over my furniture and floor. This goes against my core being. I like things to be tidy, but I have gotten to the point where I'll let my kitchen floor get down right nasty before mopping. I kind of like to let it build up. The variety of stains and spills remind me of all the fun I've had that month in that kitchen. It looks like a Jackson Pollack painting and makes me think.
I am going to get off my ass, move into the kitchen, get one more cup of coffee, and then start my day. Probably with a nap.
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Nap and then have coffee.. or an Expresso.. that'll get you up and going in no time..Zoom zoom zoom.. there it's all done..
I am somewhat familar with ironing boards. Many motel rooms have them, and they are helpful when you are working on your Halloween costume.
But what is a mop?
Jackson Pollack painting and it makes you think. That's totally hilarious. Pictures, please!
you make it sound as if it's not normal to leave your ironing board up 24/7. why?
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