Wednesday, December 06, 2006

I TOLD You So

Liz learns that matches are for cigarettes and computer dating only:

Well a fart has brought down a plane. I have been saying for YEARS that public flatulence (cutting one in my presence) never leads to any good. FINALLY. I have documentation to support it.

Don't believe me? The proof is in the pooting:

Flatulent passenger grounds flight
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061206/od_nm/airliner_flatulence_dc

7 comments:

Jester said...

If Squeaky from Othurme's post the other day were the doer, the flight would have been grounded based on the toxic emissions alone.

mist1 said...

I love this story. She should carry a note from her doctor.

Anonymous said...

sounds like it's a good thing i never carried any matches onto any of the flights i've taken with killer

Anonymous said...

I don't have time to implement all my inventions, so I'm going to pitch this one to you and you can solve the problem of public flatulence. It's a baloon-like bag that attatches to the bung-hole to be easily emptied in a bathroom, or outside where no-one's around. It would attatch with some sort of waxy-glue.... will you share the wealth and fame that comes from my idea?

Anonymous said...

Pills for poots? A magical pill that makes all food gases exit in a pleasant puff! Comes in rose or cinnamon scents.*

*May cause rectal bleeding.

The Girl You Used to Know said...

I heart this story.

Killer said...

Being someone who has caused considerable noxious situations in public places, I feel for her.
To Chad:
The plane would explode if you lit a match around me in a closed environment with only recycled air.