Because Celebrity-Themed Products Sell, That's Why

Liz sees opportunity to capitalize on famous figures:

I'm going to go ahead an apologize for this...

• The JFK douche: comes in Camelot scent and Monroe Madness
• Mohammad Ali 35 mm bullets: They fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee
• The Pee Wee Herman line of training condoms
• The M Night Shyamalan circumcision kit: Did some yell "Cut?"
• Ted Haggard Brand So Very Conservative lip stick: Who's had more practice with sticks on his lips than THIS guy? *Only color: blushing nude
• The Ben Stiller merkin: Available in straight or curly
• The Janet Jackson suit of armor: Don't go medieval on someone's ass without one. **Now with easy to remove breast plate!
• The George Bush air matress- self-inflates
• Magnum PI mustache rides (sold only in adult stores)
• Available at Baskin Robbins everywhere: The Beyonce Shake
• The Sadam Hussein Line of Quality Men's Lounge Wear: for hanging out in
• The Tara Reed Line of Sub-Quality Women's Lounge Wear: for hanging out of
• The Shakespear Parkinsons cure: still in trials but works on Chihuahuas!
• The Nicole Richie diet: be so annoying even food rejects you
• Donald Rumsfeld's Guide to Knowing When It's Time To Quit
  

Point taken.