Monday, January 22, 2007

Images You Need

Here is almost exactly what I see when I think about my crushes:

And here, for your viewing pleasure, are the very classy rib bone wind chimes:

I just found out the the TV show Criminal Intent did a show on a serial killer who used the rib bones of his victims to make WIND CHIMES! Now I feel all icky, but I'm telling you it is a great idea! You sell them to hunter by painting them with camo colors, you sell them to devout Christians by calling it the "Adam and Eve Chimes" and you sell them to serial killers by calling it the starter kit. Whatever the angle, RBWCs are the answer!

How many orders should I put you down for?


Churlita said...

Hey, all my imgaginary boyfriends look so much cuter when I imagine them carrying cartoon hearts around. Thanks.

Greg said...

Adam and Eve Chimes... that's hilarious-slash-seriously disturbing.

mist1 said...

I think I'm afraid of you. We are friends, right?

Mayren said...

Hey i'm all down for "give a dog a bone" week but the Mc-Rib is not back.
ok i got nuthin... you're just creepy

othurme said...

I would like a full slab of wind chimes extra spice with baked beans and corn on the cob. To go.

desiree said...

I don't know if I'm more disturbed that the ribs are freaking painted or not. Painted? Really? They needed to be pink.

Hot damn I'm creeped out. But then, crafts normally do that to me. You should see me around cross stich. Yikes.

Killer said...

What does it sound like when the wind blows? I can't really imagine the ribs making a nice sound when they bang together.