Thursday, January 18, 2007

MMMM...The Smell of a Southern Woman

Don't Call it a Comeback!

Liz smells like fried bologna. I don't know why or if she even notices. People often can't smell their own unique aroma, so she'll probably deny it.

Since none of you know Liz, and since there is absolutely no reason for any sane person to travel to Mississippi, you will have to take my word for it.

I wish computers had smell compatibility, because I would upload a fried bologna smell to blast out at you. Instead I am forced to settle for the following diagram:

If you notice, I was kind enough to put the smell lines coming from Liz's head, but I really don't think that is the source. I am unsure as to the ages of our readers, so I did not want to get too graphic.


Churlita said...

Y'all need to start palying nice. Am I going to have to separate you two?

Killer, after reading Liz's post, I think you're writing a check your ass can't cash.

othurme said...

Liz, your left boob is considerably larger than your right. Do you need custom bras?

Bam said...

I like fried bologna on toast. It reminds me of a simpler time when killer would remove the perspiration from my huevos!!!

Jester said...

Well, it could have been worse... instead of bologna it could have been something like kippers.

Nice illustration, by the way. I wasn't aware that Liz was on the Olsen Twin Diet.

Keller William said...

i have a sister name liz and she smells the same wayy as the girl on the diagram.she always askes me if she smells badd...but i just tell her no...i think she has mental problems and needs some hlp with her odor...she is not even near me and i can smell her stink fanooter from here.

Anonymous said...

Oooooooooooooh Stinky