Killer, getting #1 out of the way.
Things to do today, and the probability they will be accomplished:
1. Write a post for blog. 90% chance for success, but it will probably be pulled out of my ass.
2. Start long awaited exercise regiment. 0.5% chance for success. My only real hope of exercise is to have someone chase me down the street with a rusty knife, and even that isn't guaranteed to elicit running.
3. Go eat at Indian restaurant. 99% chance for success. I am highly motivated when it comes to eating, which is why I need #2. I would give this a 100%, but if I can't find one easily I might switch to Thai.
4. Find way to convince my old gym in Memphis to cancel my membership. 30% chance for success. I have never had trouble with this before, but these guys are membership nazis. Considering my gym manager was stalking me, you would think she knows I moved away.
5. Drink beer and watch NFL football. 100% chance for success. The only thing I am more motivated about than food is drinking beer, and the fact that I can eat as well makes this an unstoppable combination. I don't even care about Baltimore or Cincinnati, but football season is nearing an end, so I can not afford to be picky.
6. Discover solution for peace in the Middle East. 0.6% chance for success. I would like to point out the higher probability for this than exercise. There is a stipulation, if the solution for peace involves a lot of walking on my part, than it's probability should be reduced.
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Exercise is highly over-rated. resist the peer pressure.
There is a 93% chance that you're reading this comment with a slight buzz working.
Actually, LIZ...(said with a snide empasis on liz)...
I just got back from walking around a track for an hour, so that makes two things on my list I accomplished.
I blogged.
I began my long awaited exercise regiment, well not really a regiment, but it will have to do.
I did not find an Indian place.
Now, I am about to get buzzed.
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